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Reading Rainbow

Soon - very soon (yes, I swear Dan Hugo!) - my latest adventures in higher education will be catalogued here.
Fear and Loathing at LAX

A sordid tale of bad craziness at Los Angeles International Airport. This article has yet to be written, and may never be. For a representative sample, refer to untied.com.
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Updated October 6, 1997

The Compleat Tuna Shakke

You didn't ask for it. In fact, you requested to hear less about this most unseemly of gastronomical practices.

You are nonetheless curiosly attracted, drawn in fact like moth to flame. Breaking out into a cold sweat, you make your way to the kitchen. You call out to make sure nobody else is home, even though you live alone. Reaching into the cupboard, your shaking hands withdraw the small, tin objects of your obsession.

Wait! You don't need to face tuna unprepared. Consult my all-new guide to Tuna preparation a la Oster.


It's all about the Benjamins, yo. Props to quote.yahoo.com and a shout out to TheStreet.com for keepin' it real. Peace, yo, out.
Hotbot my ass.
My name is Doctor Macintosh; welcome to my secret underground lair. When my Mac crashes, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset; when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!
If you didn't like my two recipes for tuna shakes, visit Deepsquatter's home page for further ideas.
Painkiller, the online 'zine just keeps adding more and more material - but still nothing of substance from Conn.
Visit reallycool.com for tales from the dark and slippery underbelly of Silicon Valley and other sordid locations. Look for "stories" when you get there.


Last updated November 11, 1998 by afrancke@erols.com